pignite:

*unzips pants*

it’s

(via con-vic-tion)

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

(via heybuddyspaceman)

terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

(via stripperbelle)

portablemiah:

talents:

• I can sleep a LOT. if you challenged me to sleep longer than you I would probably win I have never lost that particular activity
• can read clocks pretty well. if you asked me what time it was I could tell you just by looking at a clock.
• I haven’t worn a diaper since I was 2 I think
• picking up corndogs really quickly
• easy to house train
• having feet - I have almost 2 
• fruit

(via darrenfreakinnpotter)

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

(via eternallybeautiful)

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

(via theangelshavethebox)

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

(via wildlikeawolf)

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

deatheaters:

people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape

HE’S 65 YEARS OLD?

(via theangelshavethebox)